Reflections, illuminations and Anubistic ramblings from the Prophet of the one true Dog God
25 July 2026 · The Prophet
A Christian saint with a hound's face, venerated for centuries and then erased by decree. The story of the dog-headed Saint Christopher, and of how the dog survived the memo.
11 August 2026 · The Prophet
Enlightened on the Anubistic scale, and still can't tie his shoelaces. Raising a child is conservation work: it reaches you whole, and the job is not to break it.
9 February 2026 · The Prophet
There is a more dangerous, more insidious kind of ballbusting, one that follows you like a shadow. Grand Master Pheel explains how to recognise it and stamp it out.
9 February 2026 · The Prophet
The other evening the Prophet, deep in meditation, found himself scratching his back against the door frame. And in the neighbour's garden two cats were nibbling each other's necks: with no stamps and no queues, they had just solved a problem humans haven't solved in ten thousand years.
2 November 2026 · The Prophet
The fate of humans is to become food for worms. For the Day of the Dead the Prophet wonders whether we get there having lived, or having merely existed for a long time.
26 March 2025 · The Prophet
All over the world, AQL is routinely wrecked by a great many players...
25 April 2025 · The Prophet
Recently the Prophet listened to yet another great Italian physicist...
24 December 2025 · The Prophet
The other afternoon the Prophet set about decorating his big Christmas tree. Between Anubistic adorations and thoughts on stupid traffic lights...
19 July 2025 · The Prophet
One Sunday morning like any other, the Prophet was wrestling with the replacement of a wardrobe door frame...