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The Sacred Tome extract, in verses

From the Genesis of Anubis to the precepts, by way of the symbol, the divine choice of four paws and Anubist economics. Split into verses, so you can quote it chapter and verse like a ~~madman~~ preacher.

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This guy is out of his mind!

"This guy is out of his mind. Or maybe too much in it. I don't get it, but it made me laugh more than once. Overall a recommended read."

— Daniel

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Humor and brilliant ideas

"I left Pastafarianism to join these madmen. Now I watch cartoons nonstop and cuddle my dog twice as much."

— Massimiliano

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Great Anubis!

"Whoever is behind this project must have overdone it with some substance... if only there were more crazies like this!"

— LS

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Beautiful gift!

"Perfect gift for friends, along with a slingshot and some plastic animals to launch. Have you thought about a bundle?"

— Alessio C.

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Essential

"I can no longer see a dog without thinking of Anubis. Ears up!!!"

— Elena S.

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G E N I U S ! ! !

"A very smooth read that allows even a newcomer to fully immerse themselves in what should become a cult classic! Highly recommended especially for the 'Dim Souls'."

— R.B. Ervest

★★★★★

How to escape the most violent religions

"This book, although humorous, can show a good way out of the most violent religions we unfortunately find ourselves immersed in from childhood, first and foremost statism."

— HostFat

★★★★★

Caninely enlightening

"I read the Sacred Tome after reading the Prophet's blog and I must say I found both enlightening: now I pet the ears of every dog I see."

— Valentino R.

★★★★★

Take me away with your jokes... and more

"A very funny book where you wouldn't expect such a simple yet clear call for humility and common sense."

— Marco C.

★★★★★

This guy is out of his mind!

"This guy is out of his mind. Or maybe too much in it. I don't get it, but it made me laugh more than once. Overall a recommended read."

— Daniel

★★★★★

Humor and brilliant ideas

"I left Pastafarianism to join these madmen. Now I watch cartoons nonstop and cuddle my dog twice as much."

— Massimiliano

★★★★★

Great Anubis!

"Whoever is behind this project must have overdone it with some substance... if only there were more crazies like this!"

— LS

★★★★★

Beautiful gift!

"Perfect gift for friends, along with a slingshot and some plastic animals to launch. Have you thought about a bundle?"

— Alessio C.

★★★★★

Essential

"I can no longer see a dog without thinking of Anubis. Ears up!!!"

— Elena S.

★★★★★

G E N I U S ! ! !

"A very smooth read that allows even a newcomer to fully immerse themselves in what should become a cult classic! Highly recommended especially for the 'Dim Souls'."

— R.B. Ervest

★★★★★

How to escape the most violent religions

"This book, although humorous, can show a good way out of the most violent religions we unfortunately find ourselves immersed in from childhood, first and foremost statism."

— HostFat

★★★★★

Caninely enlightening

"I read the Sacred Tome after reading the Prophet's blog and I must say I found both enlightening: now I pet the ears of every dog I see."

— Valentino R.

★★★★★

Take me away with your jokes... and more

"A very funny book where you wouldn't expect such a simple yet clear call for humility and common sense."

— Marco C.

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Dear ~~crazy~~ devoted Adept, for now the Prophet celebrates his Monday Mass only in Italian. The English one will come, when the rum allows.