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    ANUBISM

    The revelation of the one true Dog God

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    What the Adepts

    Millions of people already invoke the Dog God daily. Especially in Veneto.

    ★★★★★

    This guy is out of his mind!

    "This guy is out of his mind. Or maybe too much in it. I don't get it, but it made me laugh more than once. Overall a recommended read."

    — Daniel

    ★★★★★

    Humor and brilliant ideas

    "I left Pastafarianism to join these madmen. Now I watch cartoons nonstop and cuddle my dog twice as much."

    — Massimiliano

    ★★★★★

    Great Anubis!

    "Whoever is behind this project must have overdone it with some substance... if only there were more crazies like this!"

    — LS

    ★★★★★

    Beautiful gift!

    "Perfect gift for friends, along with a slingshot and some plastic animals to launch. Have you thought about a bundle?"

    — Alessio C.

    ★★★★★

    Essential

    "I can no longer see a dog without thinking of Anubis. Ears up!!!"

    — Elena S.

    ★★★★★

    G E N I U S ! ! !

    "A very smooth read that allows even a newcomer to fully immerse themselves in what should become a cult classic! Highly recommended especially for the 'Dim Souls'."

    — R.B. Ervest

    ★★★★★

    How to escape the most violent religions

    "This book, although humorous, can show a good way out of the most violent religions we unfortunately find ourselves immersed in from childhood, first and foremost statism."

    — HostFat

    ★★★★★

    Caninely enlightening

    "I read the Sacred Tome after reading the Prophet's blog and I must say I found both enlightening: now I pet the ears of every dog I see."

    — Valentino R.

    ★★★★★

    Take me away with your jokes... and more

    "A very funny book where you wouldn't expect such a simple yet clear call for humility and common sense."

    — Marco C.

    ★★★★★

    This guy is out of his mind!

    "This guy is out of his mind. Or maybe too much in it. I don't get it, but it made me laugh more than once. Overall a recommended read."

    — Daniel

    ★★★★★

    Humor and brilliant ideas

    "I left Pastafarianism to join these madmen. Now I watch cartoons nonstop and cuddle my dog twice as much."

    — Massimiliano

    ★★★★★

    Great Anubis!

    "Whoever is behind this project must have overdone it with some substance... if only there were more crazies like this!"

    — LS

    ★★★★★

    Beautiful gift!

    "Perfect gift for friends, along with a slingshot and some plastic animals to launch. Have you thought about a bundle?"

    — Alessio C.

    ★★★★★

    Essential

    "I can no longer see a dog without thinking of Anubis. Ears up!!!"

    — Elena S.

    ★★★★★

    G E N I U S ! ! !

    "A very smooth read that allows even a newcomer to fully immerse themselves in what should become a cult classic! Highly recommended especially for the 'Dim Souls'."

    — R.B. Ervest

    ★★★★★

    How to escape the most violent religions

    "This book, although humorous, can show a good way out of the most violent religions we unfortunately find ourselves immersed in from childhood, first and foremost statism."

    — HostFat

    ★★★★★

    Caninely enlightening

    "I read the Sacred Tome after reading the Prophet's blog and I must say I found both enlightening: now I pet the ears of every dog I see."

    — Valentino R.

    ★★★★★

    Take me away with your jokes... and more

    "A very funny book where you wouldn't expect such a simple yet clear call for humility and common sense."

    — Marco C.

    Online since 9/11/12

    What is Anubism?

    Anubis is the most worshipped god in Italy. Everyone knows it.

    It was only a matter of time before some madman enlightened person decided to make a book and a website about it.

    And it was only a matter of time before some lunatic curious soul stumbled upon it.

    So here we are. Or rather, here you are, new adept.

    Here you'll find all the forbidden knowledge to give new meaning to your Anubistic adorations… and maybe cut down your ballbusting a notch.

    And speaking of cheers. It's time to get back to my rum to my deep meditations.

    — The Prophet

    Il Profeta

    P.S. Anubism is not what it might seem at first glance, so read first. Judge later.

    The Four
    Anubistic Precepts

    I.Worship your Dog God
    II.Don't be a pain in the ass
    III.Listen
    IV.Flee from ignorance

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