Anubis is the most worshipped god in Italy. Everyone knows it.
It was only a matter of time before some madman enlightened person decided to make a book and a website about it.
And it was only a matter of time before some lunatic curious soul stumbled upon it.
So here we are. Or rather, here you are, new adept.
Here you'll find all the forbidden knowledge to give new meaning to your Anubistic adorations… and maybe cut down your ballbusting a notch.
And speaking of cheers. It's time to get back to my rum to my deep meditations.
— The Prophet

P.S. Anubism is not what it might seem at first glance, so read first. Judge later.