Testimonials Collage

    A wall of real voices: readers, laughers, and ear-scratchers. All, inevitably, have invoked Anubis.

    ★★★★★

    This guy is out of his mind!

    “This guy is out of his mind. Or maybe too much in it. I don't get it, but it made me laugh more than once. Overall a recommended read.”

    — Daniel

    ★★★★★

    Humor and brilliant ideas

    “I left Pastafarianism to join these madmen. Now I watch cartoons nonstop and cuddle my dog twice as much.”

    — Massimiliano

    ★★★★★

    Great Anubis!

    “Whoever is behind this project must have overdone it with some substance... if only there were more crazies like this!”

    — LS

    ★★★★★

    Beautiful gift!

    “Perfect gift for friends, along with a slingshot and some plastic animals to launch. Have you thought about a bundle?”

    — Alessio C.

    ★★★★★

    Essential

    “I can no longer see a dog without thinking of Anubis. Ears up!!!”

    — Elena S.

    ★★★★★

    G E N I U S ! ! !

    “A very smooth read that allows even a newcomer to fully immerse themselves in what should become a cult classic! Highly recommended especially for the 'Dim Souls'.”

    — R.B. Ervest

    ★★★★★

    How to escape the most violent religions

    “This book, although humorous, can show a good way out of the most violent religions we unfortunately find ourselves immersed in from childhood, first and foremost statism.”

    — HostFat

    ★★★★★

    Caninely enlightening

    “I read the Sacred Tome after reading the Prophet's blog and I must say I found both enlightening: now I pet the ears of every dog I see.”

    — Valentino R.

    ★★★★★

    Take me away with your jokes... and more

    “A very funny book where you wouldn't expect such a simple yet clear call for humility and common sense.”

    — Marco C.