QVA Test
Sheep-minded, dim, adept or enlightened? The ears will tell.
What is QVA
QVA stands for Quality of Anubistic Life. It's how Anubists measure the degree to which their ears are raised towards enlightenment.
13 yes/no questions to calculate your ear elevation level following the formula cited in the Sacred Tome:
QVA = DA - RC
DA (Anubistic Fun)
These are your moments of glory. When you play your bagpipe, see a flying donkey and don't call the doctor, or enjoy a happy chicken in peace. It's the magic that stays in your pocket when the system tries to devalue even your soul.
RC (Pain In the Ass)
All the time you wasted feeding parasites, listening to the barking of some Dim Soul on TV, or enduring a Beast who wanted to explain how to live. In short: anyone who has trampled on the Second Precept: "Don't be a pain in the ass".
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