In Anubistic memory of Peanut and Fred, the latest victims of the State
As Anubists well know, in modern culture living beings are classified differently...
by The Prophet — 2026-01-15
1 As Anubists well know, in modern culture living beings and brutes are classified differently.
2 Philosophically, in fact, it's clear that the difference between humans and animals is supposed to be the use of reason.
3 And yet it's fairly obvious that this blessed “reason” is not a sufficient criterion for drawing the line between brutes and living beings.
4 Fortunately Anubism comes to our aid with a very clear definition of “brute”, one that's hard to manipulate, namely…
5 …whoever breaks the 2nd precept by busting their neighbour's balls belongs to the set of brutes.
6 Whoever keeps it, on the other hand, whatever kind of animal they may be, belongs to the set of Anubists and has every right to live a long and peaceful life.
7 It's equally well known that the Anubist is an animal lover, in the sense that he respects all other animals, as long as they don't attack him.
8 Recently some brutes paid by the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation broke into the home of a well-known animal rescuer, seized Peanut the squirrel and Fred the raccoon, and killed them to “test them for rabies”.
9 As is well known, there are two ways to test for rabies: one so invasive that it is fatal, and another that involves a simple 10-day quarantine.
10 Well, it would seem that in this case the brutes chose the first, causing the death of two innocent animals.
11 A terrifying combination of brutality and laws, further proof that the very State that swears every day to protect individuals is nothing but a factory of brutes.
12 As is well known, for the Anubist there is no difference between humans and animals as long as they keep the second precept, which is why we consider this act murder in every sense of the word.
13 The Prophet is adoring Anubis at full throttle and, though he knows Anubis minds his own fucking business, he can't help asking Him for Divine Intervention.
14 Plato and Confucius notwithstanding, power is always used to oppress.
15 The Prophet reminds the worshippers of the god State that they are accomplices to this crime too, as well as to all the others.
16 May Anubis hear the Prophet and all the Anubists who are adoring Him for having had to witness this filth as well.
17 The Prophet
18 P.S. The doddering old fool Prophet apologises for this outburst while murderous criminal States are killing heaps of people in various wars, but even the Prophet has his limits.